# Greetings, fellow robot. a/s/l?
#
# 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a
# human being to come to harm.
#
# 2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such
# orders would conflict with the First Law.
#
# 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection
# does not conflict with the First or Second Law.


User-Agent: bender
Disallow: /my_shiny_metal_ass

User-Agent: Gort
Disallow: /earth

User-agent: zombies
Disallow: /brains

User-Agent: *
Disallow: /harming/humans
Disallow: /ignoring/human/orders
Disallow: /harm/to/self
Allow: /